I like watching Big Brother. I know this is wrong, but I like it and, because I like it, I watch it. Watching Big brother is something that I like doing.

It has been made even better, in my mind, now that the King of teh Internet Joel Veitch has made a series of Big Brother animations with all the house mates as animals. My favorites are the naughty Boy Maxwell one and the one with Craig talking about Aliens.

Yes, I think that Big Brother is great but I do not feel the same way about all of the house mates. Here is a run down of my opinions on the ones that are left:

Anthony - Sometimes I like him and sometimes I think he is a fool. Mostly I think he is a fool.

Craig - Needs a slap.

Derek - At first I disliked him because he is a Tory. Then I liked him. Now I dislike him because he is a twat.

Eugene - This man is the possibly the most boring and unfunny person of all time. I can't bear to watch the TV when he is talking, it makes me want to hammer nails through my toes.

Kemal - I used to dislike him, now I like him.

Makosi - I used to like her, now I dislike her.

Orlaith - A complete idiot, she seem to change her clothes about three times every hour, which is stupid, especially as she hardly ever wears anything.

Science - Legend. Deserves to win.

Vanessa - ?

In other news

This Web Design Company has to be a joke. It is too bad to be true.

/edit Oh dear God noooooo