I like bowls. Not bowels, god no, I find bowels incredibly unpleasant. It is bowls that I like and I will not have a single word said against them. When it comes to receptacles there are few things that will beat a bowl. They can hold fruit, keys, yoghourt, anything. They are truly amazing. Anyway, this boy can swallow his own tongue.

Heathcliff, it's me, I'm Cathy, I've come home. Yes, that's right, I am talking about games. There are a lots of games on the interweb, at least five, and they are all good. There is not a single bad game on the whole of the interweb. This is fact. In this game there is a little man trying to steal your cursor. This is bad because it is common knowledge that the cursor is the gateway to the soul. The game is all written in foreign so you can't understand it but what you have to do is move around and stop him from grabbing your beautiful little clicker.

Online Scalextrics *dies from excitement* . Best. Thing. Ever.

If you zoom in on the Google Moon map it is funny. Google is not only by far the best search engine that there is. It also has a sense of humour making it the bestest thing on the whole internet. I know I just said that online Scalextrics is the best thing ever and, with it being on the internet, you would assume that Google couldn't be the best thing on the internet. Anyone who assumes this is WRONG and has me to answer to. You hear me?

This Bob Dylan TV documentary advert (wmv) suggests to me that the documentary (directed be Scorsese) will be the best thing ever. Bob Dylan is the best thing ever. GOATS and PASTRY!

Bye

edit/ Awww. A rabbit with things on it's head. This is the best thing ever.