HAND KNITS FOR YOUNG MODERNS!!!!!!

NINJA Cats!

Cats!

"I smell burning gravel"

One question that I am often asked is "Would you like to purchase some assorted seeds?". I usually lift my hand and shake my head slightly in response to this, to indicate I would not like to buy anything but at the same time to show thanks to the person for their offer. My response is more than often met with a declaration by the seller that the seeds will grow into a wonderful garden, I will become hugely popular and will be given leading roles in Hollywood blockbusters. At this point I do my best to throw the sales person into the sea.