It is Christmas. Yay! B3ta have summed up the year in the best way possible. No, not through the medium of interpretative dance, though that would be an awesome site to behold, but through the medium of list of amusing links.

During this festive season I have discovered the wonders of Bittorrent. I still have no idea how to make my Bittorrent client work properly but it is kind of working and this has opened my eyes to the vast numbers of Dylan concert recordings available over the interweb. I have already managed to grab the concert I attended in Birmingham and the last night of the Brixton concerts.

Anyway, I imagine there are very few people that would have any interest in the number of unofficial recordings of concerts I have managed to obtain and I fear I have drifted away from the true essence of this post which is Christmas. Here is a list of different ways to kill annoying squirrels (rated out of five). Merry Christmas!

1. Run them over with a lawnmower - 2/5 (a lawnmower does not quite have the speed or maneuverability needed to bring death to furry things)

2. Sniper them - 3/5 (expensive and time consuming)

3. Coat all of a tree's acorns with anthrax - 1/5 (anthrax is hard to come by, could possibly cause the death of non-annoying squirrels - which would be terrible)

4. Set a goat on them - 0/5 (goats are shite at killing squirrels)

5. Confuse them by hiding in a bush and using a long stick to repeatedly tap them on the shoulder so they keep turning round but when they do there is nothing there and eventually they get so confused that they explode - 5/5 (fool proof)

6. Use a giant fan to blow them into another giant fan which will chop them into pieces - 4/5 (involves the use of giant fans, like all good plans do)

7. Use magic - 5/5