The best thing on the Internet ever is Question Swap. FACT! You ask a question, which is answered by someone else and then answer somebody elses question. It is wonderful.

Here are my favorite answer to my questions:

Q: Why does my cats breath smell? Should he brush his teeth?

A: Your cat's breath might smell because he has just finished licking his bum(ass -US). I suggest you don't get that close to your cat's mouth in future. What were you doing there? Are you attracted to your cat?


Q: I have wireless internet, does that mean that when I breath I am breathing in the the world wide web?

A: No, it means you're breathing spam, you spam-breathing spam-breather you.


Q: Will you marry me?

A: Yes. Now what?


Q: If you could eat any piece of furniture, what would it be?

A: A couch would provide most comedy value because of the shape my neck would be after I swallowed it. A standard lamp would improve my posture, though. But I think it would have to be a chair, purely for the ironic satisfaction as a seat came out of my arse instead of towards it.


Q: How is it possible that Bob Dylan, who is just one man, has managed to write so many utterly fantastically brilliant songs?

A: He has many many pixies to help him.


Q: War! What is it good for?

A: Absolutely nothing, Say it again y'all!


Q: Is it sensible to trust the French?

A: No, never trust the French. They feed you horse meat for dinner and disguise it as beef and drink way too much wine to be considered capable of being trustworthy.