I have had the best idea for a new television show ever. It is as follows:

It will be called either Do You Trust This Face? or Would You Trust This Face? and it will work like this.

There will be one contestant and the show will begin with them sat in the studio. There will be a huge screen in front of them and on it will scroll past a number of different faces. The contestant will be asked to pick the face that they think is most trustworthy and that they would most like to help them in a dangerous, life threatening situation - which will take place in the second half of the show (the show will be like 30 minutes or something).

So they pick the face and there is a little bit of, like, analysis stuff about facial recognition and how certain features of a face have connotation of different things like trustworthiness and shit. Then the host/hosts (probably Ant and Dec) say, 'Now it's time for a break, stay with us for the conclusion of tonights show" and the adverts start (it will be on ITV or Channel 4 because I had already written the stuff about adverts before I realized that the BBC, who I originally wanted to do the show, don't have adverts).

When it comes back after the break everything will be set up for the life threatening stunt and the contestant will be, like, hanging from a rope above some kind of huge spike and they need someone else to do something to guide them away from it or they will certainly die. So there is a little bit of build up and Ant or Dec (or both, it doesn't really matter) shouts, "And here's the face you chose!".

And here is the twist.

Here is the fucking twist.

A man comes out from behind a load of fireworks and smoke and stuff and he is carrying a tray and the camera zooms into the tray and on it is the face that the contestant chose, but that's it, just the face. Just a disembodied face lying on a tray and the joke is on the contestant because they though they were picking a person to help them based on that person's face but they weren't, they were picking the actually face and that is no used to them in this situation so they get impaled on the spike.

I think this will bring me fame and fortune. I rule at TV.

EDIT: Also, this idea is copywrited to me so you can piss right off Endemol!