French people are great. The person in this film is probably French and he is brilliant. The best thing is when he steals the peoples drinks, it is wonderful. Maybe if the rest of France stopped surrendering and being smelly and did more things like this people would like them more*.

An MMORPG is a Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game, I have never played one, they are for geeks - a type of geek that I am not. However, I believe that somewhere on the screen they have a little chat window where the players talk, a bit like MSN Messenger, and where people use horrible text message speech. This is what WW2 would have been like if it was a MMORPG. LOL.

A game where you have to find 4 leaf clovers. I got two.

This infomative and funny picture proves that The Neville is one of the best people ever. Look at his pictures, read his blog or buy his stuff. The Neville rules.

*The views expressed in this scentence are not necessarily views held by the author

the nightmares began

Yay, I made a picture and it got front paged on b3ta and Madness Temple. I am happy.

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Bloody Hell! The Daily Express have easily won today's award for most bigoted newspaper headline.

B3ta is down and life is horrible. It shocks me how much disruption a website being offline can cause to my life. I think this drawing by The Neville clearly expresses exactly how I feel.

I even made a picture but can't post it because there is no b3ta

*cries*

Cat

Forget terrorism, this is real news. Oh yeah.

edit/ I have changed the php gallery script that I used from Munkt0n's lovely one to Mystery Bob's lovely one. They are both lovely but the new one suits my needs better. Also this.

I like bowls. Not bowels, god no, I find bowels incredibly unpleasant. It is bowls that I like and I will not have a single word said against them. When it comes to receptacles there are few things that will beat a bowl. They can hold fruit, keys, yoghourt, anything. They are truly amazing. Anyway, this boy can swallow his own tongue.

Heathcliff, it's me, I'm Cathy, I've come home. Yes, that's right, I am talking about games. There are a lots of games on the interweb, at least five, and they are all good. There is not a single bad game on the whole of the interweb. This is fact. In this game there is a little man trying to steal your cursor. This is bad because it is common knowledge that the cursor is the gateway to the soul. The game is all written in foreign so you can't understand it but what you have to do is move around and stop him from grabbing your beautiful little clicker.

Online Scalextrics *dies from excitement* . Best. Thing. Ever.

If you zoom in on the Google Moon map it is funny. Google is not only by far the best search engine that there is. It also has a sense of humour making it the bestest thing on the whole internet. I know I just said that online Scalextrics is the best thing ever and, with it being on the internet, you would assume that Google couldn't be the best thing on the internet. Anyone who assumes this is WRONG and has me to answer to. You hear me?

This Bob Dylan TV documentary advert (wmv) suggests to me that the documentary (directed be Scorsese) will be the best thing ever. Bob Dylan is the best thing ever. GOATS and PASTRY!

Bye

edit/ Awww. A rabbit with things on it's head. This is the best thing ever.

"Threw the bums a dime, in your prime, didn't you?"

Woo Yay, I have tickets for Bob Dylan in Birmingham. This makes me very happy because Bob Dylan is the greatest musician of all time and I will get to see him live. I've already seen Lou Reed live, there's only Bowie, The Rolling Stones and whats left of The Who left to go and I will have seen all the greatest rockstars that are still alive.

Bob Dylan is amazingly brilliant. A few days ago I downloaded Desire, which I had not previously realized is one of the best albums of all time ever. It is one of the best albums of all time ever. I think that it is probably better than Blonde on Blonde and Blood on the Tracks. Its brilliant, in fact it's one of the best albums of all time ever. These lines from Joey are just fucking ace:

"What time is it?" said the judge to Joey when they met
"Five to ten," said Joey. The judge says,
"That's exactly what you get."

Brilliant.

Macrobane

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I often get annoyed about things. Somethings things that I get particularly annoyed about are evil and injustice. There is one thing that I find even more annoying and sickening than these. This is the Oadby branch of Sainsburys, located just down the road from my school.

As far as I can tell there are two ways to deal with my beefs with Sainsburys. One is to go there a night, put the sore on the back of a lorry, drive it to the coast, and throw it into the sea. Another is to write an angry letter. I prefer the latter.

This meant that one day, when me and my friend were stopped from entering the shop my immediate response was to write a letter. A rather offensive letter. I then planned to hand it to the customer service desk for them to give it to the manager.

Unfortunately, I am an utter prick and I accidentally gave it to the manager himself (the man who had come up with the idea of not letting people enter) who then read it in front of me and then spoke bollocks about why it had been done for a very long time whilst I stood in embarrassment and hoped the ground would open up and swallow something, providing enough of a distraction for me to run away.

Here is that letter:

Current mood: Flooring
Current music: Status Quo

Wikipedia

Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Well, actually answers.com looks better and gets its information from other sources as well as Wikipedia but on answers.com you cannot edit the articles. With Wikipedia you can. It is a wiki. That's why it is called Wikipedia, it's a wiki-encyclopedia, a wikipedia. Bloody great.

I wrote an article on Wikipedia once. It is about Hungarton which is where I live. If anyone wants to find out about Hungarton then they will find this and become an expert on Hungarton and everything surrounding it.

Another great thing about online encyclopedias like Wikipedia and answers.com is that there are so many articles on them you can fill up a whole paragraph with links to different pieces of information. However, this is probably very annoying.

The two most interesting articles on Wikipedia are the Bob Dylan and b3ta ones.

Germans

My brother and father (who are on holiday in Spain) have been sending me back reports about the German Big Brother (translation), which is shown in Spain for some strange reason. According to the BBC it goes on for over a year. Apparently they get evicted in a similar way to how they are in the British version and not by being told, "For you Hans ze Big Brother experience is over!". They obviously missed a trick there.

I like watching Big Brother. I know this is wrong, but I like it and, because I like it, I watch it. Watching Big brother is something that I like doing.

It has been made even better, in my mind, now that the King of teh Internet Joel Veitch has made a series of Big Brother animations with all the house mates as animals. My favorites are the naughty Boy Maxwell one and the one with Craig talking about Aliens.

Yes, I think that Big Brother is great but I do not feel the same way about all of the house mates. Here is a run down of my opinions on the ones that are left:

Anthony - Sometimes I like him and sometimes I think he is a fool. Mostly I think he is a fool.

Craig - Needs a slap.

Derek - At first I disliked him because he is a Tory. Then I liked him. Now I dislike him because he is a twat.

Eugene - This man is the possibly the most boring and unfunny person of all time. I can't bear to watch the TV when he is talking, it makes me want to hammer nails through my toes.

Kemal - I used to dislike him, now I like him.

Makosi - I used to like her, now I dislike her.

Orlaith - A complete idiot, she seem to change her clothes about three times every hour, which is stupid, especially as she hardly ever wears anything.

Science - Legend. Deserves to win.

Vanessa - ?

In other news

This Web Design Company has to be a joke. It is too bad to be true.

/edit Oh dear God noooooo

Yay, I made a picture!1!!!11!

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Bye

You may have guessed from the title that this post has something to do with eggs. Your wrong, ha ha, I have tricked you. This post is nothing to do with eggs. It is, in fact, to do with flash movies.

I have never made a flash movie, I hope to soon, but so far I have not. I have seen others though, I even have favorites. Here are some of them.

Kilroy by Eclectech and Doghorse is about Kilroy Silk and is clearly one of the best things ever. Camilla Queen is also great.

Ja Da by David Stevenson is an older one and my personal favorite. I love it. It is ace. And very good.

Hey Hey 16k by Rob Manuel is wonderful x 100. You can download the mp3 af the song from MJ Hibberts website (MJ Hibbert is who wrote and recorded the song).

KENYA! this is yes.

I am bored now, but I think these are the best on the whole internet.

/edit Also this.

"Kel likes orange soda. Is it true? I do, I do, I do-oo."

These are the word's of Kel. Kel of 'Kenan & Kel' fame. Coolio sang on the theme tune to that show. How cool is that you ask? The answer is this - very.

Here is that theme tune.

The best bit ever in Kenan and Kel was when they went on a holiday and a monkey played 'Superstition' by Stevie Wonder on the piano for them. Never again will TV be that good. I have proved this using science.

I heard rumors that there were rumors that Kel had died. After some investigation I heard the rumors themselves. Don't worry though, the Internet Movie Database has no death date for him and despite all its inaccuracies the Internet Movie database is never wrong.

This article on the BBC news site about blogger's responses to the London Bombings on the BBC is very good and nice.

Blogs on the bombs.

Bye.

Hello

After reading about it in a magazine, I had a look at this short history of early British comedy. Its narrated by Paul Merton (who is a genius) and some of the films, especially the ones in the 'Fantastical Films' and 'Fantasy and Realism' sections, are really great.

Not living in America, I don't know much about Fox News. I do know, however, that they make me ill and are complete and utter idiots.

/Edit Arrgh there is more of this (this one is from ages ago). This John Gibson guy should be destroyed.

This large collection of Bob Dylan links on growabrain was linked to by Expectingrain.com a while ago and is very good.

Finally I will link to Maddox's article about his hatred of the word blog (and other words), particularly when those blogs are full of links.

My site looks brilliant, in fact, it is the best website in the world ever, bar none. This is scientific fact. However, if all of the world were to visit this page, 90% (or something like that) would be muttering to themselves something along the lines of this:

"This person is a fool and a liar of the highest order, what does he mean when he claims his website looks good, on the contary, it has blocks of yellow down the side that shouldn't be there and some of the text and pictures overlap."

There are a number of reasons why they might say these words. I am, however, lazy so I will only list two but I assure you, there are a number.

1.They are using Internet Explorer. It is shit. It is worse than shit, it is really, really shit. When I was still using Internet Explorer I had to be forcibly made to stop pouring kiwi fruit juice into my eyes by threatening monkeys and poked nearly to the point of death before I would use the internet.

There are worse things (Famin, Death, Carpet burns) but not many, Internet Explorer is truly the devils browser. Oh, and it cannot make pages look like they are supposed to, which is why mine looks rubbish in it.

2.I am crap. I only learnt css and html a couple of weeks ago when I started this website. Prior to this, all I knew was how to create a hyper link, insert a picture and make text bold. With my very limited knowledge of these things, I can't really be expected to make a page that works in all browsers, especially the goatfeck browser that is Internet Explorer.

I suggest to everyone using IE that they get either Firefox or Opera. They are both great.

Also, this is the best, I love Mr and Mrs Wheatley.

In your stupid goatnob face internet. I have beaten you. Ha!

The side bars on all of my page's now have borders, so there!

All thats left now is the picture gallery...