The best thing on the Internet ever is Question Swap. FACT! You ask a question, which is answered by someone else and then answer somebody elses question. It is wonderful.
Here are my favorite answer to my questions:
Q: Why does my cats breath smell? Should he brush his teeth?
A: Your cat's breath might smell because he has just finished licking his bum(ass -US). I suggest you don't get that close to your cat's mouth in future. What were you doing there? Are you attracted to your cat?
Q: I have wireless internet, does that mean that when I breath I am breathing in the the world wide web?
A: No, it means you're breathing spam, you spam-breathing spam-breather you.
Q: Will you marry me?
A: Yes. Now what?
Q: If you could eat any piece of furniture, what would it be?
A: A couch would provide most comedy value because of the shape my neck would be after I swallowed it. A standard lamp would improve my posture, though. But I think it would have to be a chair, purely for the ironic satisfaction as a seat came out of my arse instead of towards it.
Q: How is it possible that Bob Dylan, who is just one man, has managed to write so many utterly fantastically brilliant songs?
A: He has many many pixies to help him.
Q: War! What is it good for?
A: Absolutely nothing, Say it again y'all!
Q: Is it sensible to trust the French?
A: No, never trust the French. They feed you horse meat for dinner and disguise it as beef and drink way too much wine to be considered capable of being trustworthy.
